Tue 26 Aug 2008
Mother Earth Says Drive a Car!
Posted by Ed under Transit , Commuting , Smart growth propaganda , Urban Life , EnvironmentalismNo Comments

It can be both a source of amusement and one of frustration to see how eco-radicals assign human cognition to inanimate objects … like the earth. You’ll hear them say a natural catastrophe is the planet’s way of warning us to stop burning fossil fuels, emitting carbon, using plastic grocery bags, etc.
But what’s the message when Mother Earth seems to work against their agenda?
Only in Seattle could an event touted as a way to help the environment get washed out during what is supposed to be the driest time of the year. Car-free days is part of Mayor Greg Nickels’ campaign to encourage people to walk, bike or take mass transit.
So playing by the rules of the eco-egotist, I guess we should conclude that Mother Earth is sending us a message: Drive a Car! What better way to demonstrate the superior utility and functionality of the automobile over other modes of transportation?!
Maybe Mother Earth doesn’t have the environmental vanity of her zealous worshippers? Or here’s an even crazier thought: Maybe it just rained.


